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The Legend of Lieutenant Blender

It all started on a remote island with one paratrooper, one blender, and a lot of thirsty troops. Armed with the only blender in sight, Lieutenant McMorris turned beach breaks into legendary cocktail hours, earning himself the nickname “Lieutenant Blender.”

When demand outgrew his blender, he improvised: fresh ingredients + spirits + empty ration bags + a quick freeze = cocktails for the whole crew. No mess, no hassle—just great drinks and good times. Just like that, he had created the ultimate party solution—delicious drinks without the hassle, so everyone (himself included) could actually enjoy the celebration.

Years later, tired of city life and the daily grind, he found himself in Galveston, Texas, purchasing the oldest ice cream factory in the state to revive those frozen cocktails and share them with the world.

Today, Lieutenant Blender is more than a nickname— it’s a family business and a mission to create fun, easy, delicious cocktails that bring people together.